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Funny Love quotes. According to a study, every human being has three relations in his life which are highly associated with their emotions and values.

The relation of love is one of them and if you have ever been truly in love with someone, you know what I am talking about.

On one hand, it’s good to do all the sweet and lovey-dovey things for the love of your life. But, it’s fun to tease your other half with funny love quotes, too.

We often joke around the people we love and care about. We share inside jokes with them and don’t take a back when it comes to teasing them. Behind these jokes and taunting words, there is always a hidden feeling of strong love. These words then take a form of quotes and used by many couples and lovers.

There is no better feeling in the world than to love someone or being loved by someone and this feeling possess great strong emotions.

Couples also joke around and do some fun fights and this specific act increases their love between them and for these specific situations, there are some quotes available which named as

Funny love quotes

These quotes contain some funny jokes about the loving couples or jokes about the things loving couples share with each other.

These quotes are famous nowadays and we can often see them in our cell phone texts and they express some taunting feeling that excites people and make them laugh about their love life.

These funny love quotes are often seen over the internet nowadays and get high hits from the people on social media sites and on other forums and communities.

It is not just about the love between couples but these words also express the love between friends and families.

During the hectic routine work if someone sends you such funny love quotes then you can definitely feel a smile on your face and for time being you will forget about the stressful work which helps your mind to relax a bit and after that,

you can again focus on your work. Following are the funny love quotes that will guide you, make you laugh, and help you feel better. Have a look!

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are – Will Ferrell.”
Funny Love quotes

Funny Love quotes

Having a low internet service is something that can help you judge a person. So, if you are planning to marry someone, you better check them with poor internet. This way, you will get to know about their patience and whether they pretend to impress you or not.


“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life – Rita Rvoner.”
cute funny love quotes

Funny Love quotes

Marriage is a great bond to get into and being married is an incredible feeling. If you are married or about to get married, hop on to annoy them for the rest of your life and love them unconditionally.


“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something – Fran Legowitz.”
Funny Love quotes

Love quotes

Falling in love is easier than you think but staying in love is the real deal. Love isn’t easy and in two years, you get to know a lot about a person. It’s the best way to decide whether you are truly in love with someone or it’s just attraction.


“There are only three things that women need in life: food, water, and compliments – Chris Rock”

Whether it’s about her heart, skin, or body…every woman is beautiful. The more you compliment her beauty and good heart, the happier she will be.


“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place – Billy Crystal.”

Bitter but true. Good women take longer to have sex with a man but when it comes to men, most men can do it without any second thought.


“A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished – ZSA ZSA GABOR.”

Funny but true LOL! It takes real efforts to please their better half. Well, it should be for both men and women I guess.

“The great question…Which I have not been able to answer…Is, “What…Does a woman want? – Freud.”



If you pay a little more attention to your girl, she is actually happy even with the little things x.

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly laly – Bob Hope.”



One of the best feelings in the world is being kissed by your love every now and then. Yes, everyone loves that feeling!

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days – Tim Allen.”

Boys are super crazy about cars and video games, right? If he ignores his car or forgets about it for a while, know that he is pretty much into ya 😉

“Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener – Pauline Thomson.”

Oh yes! People who are married exactly know what this means. For singles and unmarried couples, try this mystery!

“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood – Oscar Wilde.”

Your woman may be a complex creature and difficult to understand. But she has a kind heart and beautiful soul. She deserves to be loved for exactly who she is.

 “Love is being stupid together – Paul Valery.”

The most beautiful feeling is to love and be loved by the same person. Another great feeling is doing every stupid thing together and laughing like a maniac.

“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste – David Bisson Ette.”

Ouch! This is touchy, LOL.

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell – Joan Craw Ford.”

That’s the thing about love, you will never know whether it will give you a forever pain or please your heart for an eternity.

“Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it – George Carlin.”

Both genders are from the same planet. All we need is a heart to love us unconditionally, understand us every time, and never giving up no matter what.

“I love you and it’s getting worse – Joseph E. Morris.”

Because I can’t help it and you don’t seem quite serious about me. Hell, I don’t even think you ever notice me. The problems of one sided love.

“Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties – Jules Renaro.”

When it comes to love, it’s the matter of heart. There is no need of brain to interrupt.

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed – Albert Einstein.”

At the time of marriage, both men and women have some kind of expectations from each other. However, every couple is disappointed at the end of the day. But you don’t have to give up on your spouse. Never.

“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby – Awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess – Lemony Snicket.”

Been there, dealt with that. Have you?

“Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage – Ambrose Bierce.”

If someone truly loves you, they will marry you. Let that sink in.

“As a man in a relationship, you have a choice: You can be right or you can be happy – Ralphie May.”

Women are always right! So, choose to be happy and make her happier by accepting that you are wrong xD

“The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman – Coleridge.”

What an ideal couple that would be, ugh!

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret – Henry Youngman.”

LOL! Do you know the secret of a happy marriage?

“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight – Phyllis Diller.”

It’s about the beauty of your heart. By the way, I would still love my man anyway x.

“I love you no matter what you do, but do you really have to do so much of it? – Jean Illsley Clarke.”

Please honey, calm the fuck down.

“Love is like a backache, it doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there – George Burns.”

And even if you deny it, it’s right there…in your heart and you can’t help it 😉

“I love you like a fat kid loves cake”

Yeah, that’s the depth of my love for you!

“You are a smart cookie. A wise chocolate cake. A brilliant pancake – Rey Woodman.”

Seems like Rey Woodman described love in baking form 😀

“Girls express their feelings via tears. Boys express their feelings via beers.”

Everyone gets to express their feelings, at least.

“I wish falling in love has traffic lights too, so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down, or just stop.”

This way, I will be less disappointed and won’t do too much for someone who deserves nothing at all.

“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.”

Love is something that happens naturally. Never ever force it.

“Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot maybe stuck in a tree or something.”

He might have lost his way, you go and rescue him.

“The brain is the most outstanding organ it works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year from birth until you fall in love.”

LOL, I swear!

“Love you forever. Love is life and you will be my wife.”

If you truly love her than marry her 😊

“You’re like a dictionary because you add meaning to my life.”

Lucky are those who find this kind of love in their life. Hope you are one of them.

“You are just like bacon. You make everything better.”

Bacon is love, so are you.

“Whoever told me to follow my heart is going to be shank. Follow your brain. Your heart is an idiot.”

The kind of advice I give myself but do opposite every damn time.

“You give me premature ventricular contractions. That’s nerd for “you make my heart skip a beat.”

Yeah, you really do <3

“Love = a form of amnesia when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other boys in the world.”

Hey girl, you deserve someone who will love you without any condition and with all his heart.

 “Hi, I am Mr.Right. Someone told me that you were looking for me.”

I am definitely waiting for him. Please. Come. Soon.

“My husband thinks I am crazy, however, he is the one who married me.”

Oh yeah, you are the one who decided to propose me and marry me. Love x.

“Just because you grew up with daddy telling you that you’re a princess, doesn’t mean you can expect a man to treat you like one while you act like a shallow, self-centered, narcissistic bitch.”

If you want a gentleman, you need to act like a lady.

“Cute guys make you crazy. Hot guys make you drool. Cool guys make you daydream but funny guys make you fall in love.”

Funny guys are the real thing. HELL YEAH!

“You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning, knowing you are mine and I am yours.”

That incredible, happy, and awesome feeling. Damn!

“Some people are worth melting for – Frozen.”

We all melt for that someone special. Always.  

“Men or shoes? I choose shoes, they last longer.”

Not every man is reliable. Never forget that!

“Go for someone who is not only proud to have you, but will take every risk just to keep you.”

If he/she takes the risk, he is the one worth melting for.

“I approached a kid and asked: “what is love?” The kid answered, “Love is when a puppy licks your face.” I laughed, but then he added, “even after you left him alone all day.”

This hit me hard. Give it a thought Y’all!

“Besides chocolate, you are my favourite.”

Yeah, you are 😊

“Sex and love at once…It’s a powerful thing!”

Has it ever happened to ya?

“I love you more than I love beer and I really love beer.”

I really love pizza, but I love you even more x.

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